The Hen And The Rooster

Calvin Coolidge, was the 30th President of the united states of America. He and his wife, the first lady, paid an official visit to Kentucky farm. Miss Coolidge was passing in the chicken pen when she asked to the farmer how often did the rooster perform his duties, the farmer replied " a dozens of time a day ". She was impressed by the fact and asked the farmer to tell this to the President , her husband. The farmer told this to the President, the president wisely asked if the rooster performed it with the same hen each time. The farmer said no a different one each time. The President asked the farmer to tell that to Mrs Coolidge.

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Getting It On...

A 76year old , had married so many times in his life that he had so many bride dress sizes that would cover any future ones. His name is Reverend Glynne de Moss Wolfe, a baptist minister from California.
In the search for his twenty seventh wife he said the following phrases " im fit and ready , and desperately searching for a lasting marriage. I ve made a few mistakes but each time I thought it would work something went wrong.. A good wife for me would be , someone with mystery , magic, daredevil, and between 100 and 120 pounds and also under twenty. Women get crafty in their twenties. If I can get them young and dumb enough, I can teach them how to have fun. Im good looking , a gentleman in the lounge , a cook in the kitchen and a romeo in bed.
Of course , i have whisky in the house.

With all the marriages the rev has had , he has around twenty two sons and eighteen daughters, aged between 3 and 63. * he had his first child at 13. Marriage is really god's gift for this guy.

A 68 year old man, a fellow like the reverand , Marquess of Huntly engaged a 20yrs old nurse.
When asked if he is ashamed or not he elusively said " I'm a very fit man. I don't wear spectacles. I still have my own teeth. Why should i marry some dried up old bag."