Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The younger they start, the better.


The Hillsborough County sheriff's office in Florida received an official complaint against one Robbie Roumonas for going naked infront of a 4 year old girl at a family picnic. Sergeant Bruce Hoffman asked questions to the mother of the girl , she had been told by her daughter that the boy had no clothes on. Sgt Hoffman called the mother of the boy Robbie and told her the penalty was 15 years but they wanted talk to her son. Too bad Robbie was only 13 months old and couldn't talk , the departement decided to drop the case.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Weird ways to approach someone.


Stephen Burton, a 26 year-old miner from somewhere a little town, had an unusual ways to come upto a woman. He would bring up his gerbil as a point of the conversation. He saw a girl that caught his eye, he saw the girl caught in a car jam. He jumped at the opportunity to bring the gerbil conversation at her. When she saw the gerbil she screamed and pressed the pedal and hit a few cars in front of her causing a damge of 800 dollars. Stephen's father had some wise words of counsel ," Next time , son, say it with flowers."


And a nice little fact , when now days people look for a life mate the first two things they will look for is .

1. Religion compatiblility
2. Similarity of drinking habits