Getting It On...

A 76year old , had married so many times in his life that he had so many bride dress sizes that would cover any future ones. His name is Reverend Glynne de Moss Wolfe, a baptist minister from California.
In the search for his twenty seventh wife he said the following phrases " im fit and ready , and desperately searching for a lasting marriage. I ve made a few mistakes but each time I thought it would work something went wrong.. A good wife for me would be , someone with mystery , magic, daredevil, and between 100 and 120 pounds and also under twenty. Women get crafty in their twenties. If I can get them young and dumb enough, I can teach them how to have fun. Im good looking , a gentleman in the lounge , a cook in the kitchen and a romeo in bed.
Of course , i have whisky in the house.

With all the marriages the rev has had , he has around twenty two sons and eighteen daughters, aged between 3 and 63. * he had his first child at 13. Marriage is really god's gift for this guy.

A 68 year old man, a fellow like the reverand , Marquess of Huntly engaged a 20yrs old nurse.
When asked if he is ashamed or not he elusively said " I'm a very fit man. I don't wear spectacles. I still have my own teeth. Why should i marry some dried up old bag."

Weird courtship and marriage stories.

The countess of Newburgh rejected more 15 proposals by Charles Redclyffe an earl.
She was so frustrated if him she ordered her entire staff to lock all the doors so no one could get in. Earl, madly in love found out another way , he went through the chimney and proposed to her for the 16th time and this time she felt obliged to accept.

That was the before part of a marriage story , check this one out.
In Nepal, Narikot women must wash their mother in laws feet as a sign of respect before each meal. And then their is the love of their life, their husband who they have to also wash their feet but drink the dirty water from it afterwards. In prize for all that Narikot woman are allowed to carry their husband's burden.

Love, Hate

An 85 year old Sicilian, Evaristo Bertone stabbed his wife Adriana in the shoulder when he saw a love letter for her. The old lad had forgotten he had wrote it back when he was young and in love. Though Adriana forgave him, she said he has very poor eyesight. There is an old proverb , love hurts, i guess it's true.

Another love related story..

In the capital city of Sri Lanka, Colombo, the city was suffering from water shortage but the idiotic chief of the fire departement sprayed 5000 gallons of cold water on couples having a good time in the city park. He said the couples were having ' nefarious activities'.

Weird ways to approach someone.

Stephen Burton, a 26 year-old miner from somewhere a little town, had an unusual ways to come upto a woman. He would bring up his gerbil as a point of the conversation. He saw a girl that caught his eye, he saw the girl caught in a car jam. He jumped at the opportunity to bring the gerbil conversation at her. When she saw the gerbil she screamed and pressed the pedal and hit a few cars in front of her causing a damge of 800 dollars. Stephen's father had some wise words of counsel ," Next time , son, say it with flowers."


And a nice little fact , when now days people look for a life mate the first two things they will look for is .

1. Religion compatiblility
2. Similarity of drinking habits

Penalty for Unfaithfulness...

I talked about weird celebrations and traditions but this time i will speak of those who don't remain loyal to their mates and their fates.

The beautiful , Mrs Hamilton was the Russian Tsar's favorite mistress but she cheated on him and he decided to behead her . And to make sure no one would ever do that on him again he kept her head in a closed jar in his room. I think that women who would think to cheat on him would think twice, surely.

In 1984, a woman in Barcelona, Francisca Vega, decided to unleash her fury on her not-so-trustful husband by poisoning him. She inserted his body in a huge jar with up to five gallon of water in it . As the days went by he kept shrinking and after awhile he was at the size of a doll.
She had learned the process from a chemist . Francisca said something along the lines of this " i wanted his corpse to be my trophy , what a gladiator of a woman . Francisca spent one year in a mental hospital before being released , i wonder if she still has her trophy ?